DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dont know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost) applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. 1. Lasat name:(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 2. phust name:(_) Ramprasadva (_) Lakhanva (_) Sivprasadva (_) Jamnaprasadva (_) Dont no(Check karet box) 3. Age:(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 4. Sex: ____ (M) _____(F) _____ not sure _____not aplikable 5. Chappalva Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right 6.Occupason: (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelmaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed(Check karet box) 7. Numbher of children libing in the household: ___ 8. Numbher that are yourj: ___ 9. Mather name: _______________________ 10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank) 11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended) 12. Dental rekard:(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color. (Check karet box) 13. Your thumb imparesson :____________________________ (If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje dont copy thumb imparesson also. Pleaje provide your own thumb imparesson.) PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dot have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand. NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE. WHE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS.
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Sunday, March 23, 2008
Essay on Cow by a Bihari
An essay was written by a Bihari Candidate in India. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment]
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, whey and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion.. [gober/dung] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza] , in hand , and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies.
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